If you aren't aware of the first coming of Jesus, it was this lizard.
"But wasn't Jesus the epitome of niceness?" You say? Well, think again. Jesus has flipped shit a few times in the Bible. In Matthew 21:12, Jesus "overturned the tables of the money changers and the benches of those selling doves." And in John 2:15 Jesus "made a whip out of cords, and drove all from the temple courts..." and "scattered the coins of the money changers and overturned their tables." There it is, folks. Take it as you will. This Jesus isn't flipping tables. This Jesus is building a wall, and Mexico's paying for it. Not with shekels, but with pesos. Muchos pesos.